if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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