You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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