# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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