You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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