First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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