I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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