I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
