where does the pee come out of this thing
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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