Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
they're like a gay fantastic four
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How external is "for external use only"?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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