Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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