You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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