stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
NoShamevember. You game?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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