You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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