I just cut my nipple shaving
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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