i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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