Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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