very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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