I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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