just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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