Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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