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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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