Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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