i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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