Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
