try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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