the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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