Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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