Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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