Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you had me at cake vodka
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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