I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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