Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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