You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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