the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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MIDGETS
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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