i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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