You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You need Xanax blowdarts
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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