My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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