nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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