This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?