I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.