He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.