like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?