I wanna bring you to show and tell
This is not my ceiling
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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