the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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