used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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