By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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