you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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