how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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