she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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