I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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