There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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