No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
a search helicopter?!
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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