In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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