Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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