Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just want to make out with him forever
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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