I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize