new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize