Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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