I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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