I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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